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[\/vc_column_text][vc_column_text]Texas Testicles Battered, Fried! Beer. Spirits. Wine. Lots of other great food options as well.<\/span><\/p>\n

Music and great food underlie the planning for this event, including the sweetbreads and Rocky Mountain oysters. Paired nicely with some adult beverages (and a little bit of friendly ribbing), these things go down like butter! Other delicacies such as Snow Crab, Lobster, Catfish and Grilled Oysters can also be found at the Testicle Festival, so you absolutely won\u2019t leave hungry regardless of your tastes.<\/span><\/p>\n

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